A witch jokeWhy should men beware of beautiful witches?They'll sweep them off their feet!A witch jokeWhat sound does a witch make when she cries?"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!A witch jokeWhy do some witches eat raw meat?Because they don't know how to cook!A witch jokeIs it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?It all depends on how fast you run!A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?An orphan!A witch jokeWhere is the witches temple?On each side of her head!A witch jokeHow does a witch make scrambled eggs?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!